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  • angryinkeddrunk:
“ ghostdaddotcx:
“ Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs
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IM SCREAMING LOL
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    angryinkeddrunk:

    ghostdaddotcx:

    Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs

    IM SCREAMING LOL

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  • narcotic:

    it really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life but you can’t accidentally make a pizza

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  • renthethief:

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    strnger-kid:

    Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

    Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

    It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

    My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

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  • jack-the-lion:

    gotherfather:

    gotherfather:

    bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

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    this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

    Big mood.

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